That's what you get for reading Cosmo. I get all my sex tips from Balsac. #culturesnob

I plan to make airplane noises when I spoon food into his mouth.

Good lord, that majestic prow. It's made several hundred Valkyries quit their jobs to become stewardesses.

Dating: the only pursuit where persistence doesn't always pay off.

Remember, kids: if you have any form of orgasm before marriage, this will happen 99% of the time.

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