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When you find one that's just been opened, you are legally obligated to say "Liquid virgin, touched for the very first time."

While you were out doing whatever it is haters do, the gents at Epic Meal Time were finding out new ways to help men everywhere "elevate" themselves above the competition.

Goin' hard on a Friday night (no pun intended) and you want to hit the sack with that lady friend of yours after hitting the Jack Dagnels? Then get your hands around some Old-Time Bourbon-flavored lube, and rise to the occasion.

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Pornhub's very own line of lube launched with a giant slide slicked with STDs (probably).

When you're going away from home for a while, you need to make sure that while you're gone your cats are fed, your mail's taken in, and your boyfriend is pleasured.

Well now it can! Presenting Bacon Lube, the world's only bacon-scented and -flavored massage oil and "personal lubricant." You'll never look at breakfast the same way again.