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Dude on Twitter Live-Tweets Hilarious Breakdown on the Perils of An Orgy

The consistently comedically gifted WeNotSucks hopped on Twitter yesterday to run a relatable analysis on the ups and downs of an orgy. His thought-stirring stream of tweets actually managed to spotlight the likely concerns of any sexual deviants out there considering giving the group sex thing a run. Initially, you'd kind of assume any thirsty man out there would jump at the chance of uninhibited group sex, but the further you get into this dude's thought process, the less that seems true!

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Woman Live-Tweets Airplane Flirtation Straight Out Of A Romcom

Every now and then we witness something or hear a story that crushes our pessimism and makes us believe that true love is real. Rosey Blair was on a flight home with her partner when she bore witness to one of these exact situations. And lucky for everyone at home, she live-tweeted the entire, nauseatingly cute experiences. 

couple swaps chairs and stranger they swapped with meets someone | Rosey Blair @roseybeeme Last night on flight home, my boyfriend and asked woman Switch seats with so could sit together made joke maybe her new seat partner would be love her life and well, now present with this thread. 8:25 PM 03 Jul 18 180K Retweets 443K Likes |
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Enraged Bride Live-Tweets Terrible Customer Service from W Hotel on the Night of Her Honeymoon

W Hotel sure has a funny way of maintaining that supposed 4-star rating. The way they treat this newlywed couple managed to bring tears to strangers' eyes too.

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Woman Live-Tweets Epic Saga of Lady Brutally Breaking Up With Her Cheating Boyfriend

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

Woman live-tweets lengthy epic account of enraged lady breaking up with cheating boyfriend.
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Guy's Intense Live Tweet of Dramatic Break Up at Burger King Is A Whopping Success

Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast. 

Guy live tweets super dramatic breakup at Burger King.
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Guy Makes Impressive First Date Powerpoint, Gets Savagely Dumped

When Ben Velzian was making preparations for a first date, he went so far as to arrange a damn Powerpoint of ideas; and proceeded to get blocked....on Whatsapp (uhhh that's a thing?). The sentiment of putting together a Powerpoint to show how invested you are in first date definitely packs some strong merit, but also, like dude; it was hard enough willing oneself to assemble a Powerpoint when it was required in school. Talk about outdoing yourself. Maybe he put too much effort in there. 

Guy creates Powerpoint presentation that proposes different ideas for his first date, and gets blocked on Whatsapp immediately.
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