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RIP bro...

You done messed up real bad on this one, Brad.

Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast. 

"People tell me I look like James Franco."

OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?

What we have here is a fine display of the benefits Twitter offers our sadistically-inclined humorous souls. This guy's dignity just got publicly pulverized, and he absolutely deserved it. 

Everybody should be this kind to themselves. 

W Hotel sure has a funny way of maintaining that supposed 4-star rating. The way they treat this newlywed couple managed to bring tears to strangers' eyes too.

So this is pretty much worst-case scenario. Talk about a shitty situation. 

There's a time and place to discuss your relationship woes. Choosing an enclosed airplane at 30,000 feet in the air with no real escape plan is NEVER the way to go. Because she was forced to sit in the same row, this brave woman did exactly what needed to be done and live-tweeted the entire stomach-churning events of an in-flight breakup.

The consistently comedically gifted WeNotSucks hopped on Twitter yesterday to run a relatable analysis on the ups and downs of an orgy. His thought-stirring stream of tweets actually managed to spotlight the likely concerns of any sexual deviants out there considering giving the group sex thing a run. Initially, you'd kind of assume any thirsty man out there would jump at the chance of uninhibited group sex, but the further you get into this dude's thought process, the less that seems true!

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

A solid guide in what NOT to do next time you try your hand at flirting....

When Ben Velzian was making preparations for a first date, he went so far as to arrange a damn Powerpoint of ideas; and proceeded to get blocked....on Whatsapp (uhhh that's a thing?). The sentiment of putting together a Powerpoint to show how invested you are in first date definitely packs some strong merit, but also, like dude; it was hard enough willing oneself to assemble a Powerpoint when it was required in school. Talk about outdoing yourself. Maybe he put too much effort in there.