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Whatever. I'd totally go for the one who makes period jokes.

Fantasy author Jim C. Hines demonstrates the ridiculous poses female fantasy characters are contorted into on book covers, including one of his own. I don't think the books would sell as well if it was him on the cover, though.

The only thing that this makes me realize is that Fifty Shades of Grey uses the words "oh my" an unreasonable amount of times.

They obviously didn't do the required reading.