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Craigslist Personals Forum Fail

If this screen grab of the strangest Craigslist personals ad FAIL is something you thought was funny, then check out our tag page for Craigslist and maybe you'll find something even weirder, but probably not. I think that Craigslist personals were the first rendition of the dating apps of today, but I wonder what the next phase will be? I'm totally down to date in VR, now THAT sounds like a trip. 


Now we may have found the only Craigslist personals ad that might beat some of these duds.

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20 Terrible Tinder Pickup Lines That Make Modern Day Dating Look Like a Raging Dumpster Fire

These people clearly have no idea how to flirt, and im unsure of their capability to produce intelligible human speech. Anyways these people clearly need to take a look at some of our dumb pick up lines that are so odd they might actually bring you the success you clearly lack with your own faculties and creativity. Or simply bow to the inevitability that you are one day going to be on a list like this of the most absurd pick up lines that have no business being written or spoken.

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20 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Instantly Facepalm

Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable conversation takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed face-palm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking. 

Are you French? because Eiffel for you. Oui love horrible pick up lines here, and one of the best places for social ineptitude is the rash of dating apps that have exploded into app stores. They cater to practically every group and quirk to make sure there is something for everyone. But Tinder pickup lines can sometimes just be absolutely horrendous. Cringe isn't a strong enough word. More like violently shudder and try to shake off what those phrases did to me. 

Funny screen grabs of facepalm pick-up lines, some of which actually worked - cover image of crass suggestion that the girl either things is entertaining, or knows the guy already.
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Using More Than a Few Cheesy Pick Up Lines Totally Worked For This Guy on Tinder (Even With a Few Mistakes)

Tinder isn't always a place to gather terrible attempts of men and women to get their bones jumped. Sometimes people actually understand the game and can even succeed! This guy is just one example of one of those select individuals who have made Tinder and other dating apps their oysters. So keep your material fresh with these Tinder experts that will have you sealing the deal in no time.

Looking for some of the worst attempts at flirting Tinder has been kind enough to offer us? These inane pickup linesoff Tinder will show you how bad some of these can get.

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Craigslist screen-shot of a person who peeped at a woman trying on a dress and wants to creep up on the reply.
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Whenever you see a hot girl/guy on the street or in a store, just tell them "Thanks for the peep show!" You'll have their number in 5 seconds flat, GUARANTEED. Or a jail cell and a restraining order, just as fast, along with being banned from the mall, branded a creep in the entire county, and more or less ostracized and forced to relocate very far away. So don't be a creep, alright? Be a good little boy / girl and find someone who will want to take their clothes off in front of you. Until then, knock it off.

Need to scrub off the foulness of that last post off? We're happy to provide some strange and funky Craigslist ads that will have you wondering where we went wrong in evolution. Or this Craigslist troll whose game is on a totally different level

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Dude Pairs His Pokémon GO Collection With Fitting Names for His Girlfriend

When your dedication to catch 'em all becomes so extreme that you start seeing the people around you as actual Pokémon, it might be time to step away from Pokémon GO for awhile. However, if your girlfriend is completely chill with becoming the face of your collection, go for it. But I might rename some of these if you want to keep your testicles... Because if some of these are accurate you won't be doing yourself any favors by giving your Pokemon these names based on her and her behavior. If you thought these names were a riot, you have to check out some of the best unfortunate names that people have been called by their parents. 

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You Can Rent the Ultimate Netflix and Chill Room for Just $400 a Night

Look, people in New York have to pay for their apartments somehow, so why not by letting people do the meme secks in their bed?

Presenting the Netflix & Chill room, available for rent on Airbnb for just $400 a night (and yes, at least one person has already booked a stay)

For the price of a deluxe hotel you get a room in NYC.... Sounds about right. But who am I to judge some people like to splurge on completely unnecessary things. But if your looking for some extra ideas how to make your Netflix date extra special, some of these netflix and chill memes should probably give you at least a few. Or if you are still a bit fuzzy on the details, these hilarious examples should clear everything up.

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10 Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Crush Your Faith In Modern Day Dating

Ah Tinder (see here for another ridiculous batch), a true beacon to the shamelessly flirty and depraved souls that have an uncanny knack for making things supremely awkward right off the bat. 

Some individuals are actually adept at coming up with original pickup lines that actually work! Who would've thought. But they do not make up for the endless reams of attempts that are just embarrassingly bad flirting attempts

Collection of Tinder pickup lines that portray the ridiculous nature of modern day dating.
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Sometimes you just need that silver lining sometimes. It comes in many many forms. Sometimes its a post-coital taco. Ahhhh the simple pleasures in life. 

But for all you singles out there, don't feel left out. Here are some naughty memes just for you that will make you feel better 100%, or at least put you in the mood to not be so miserable about it only being Tuesday,

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15 Examples of What it Means to 'Netflix and Chill'

Netflix and chill? We all know what that means... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's time to sit back, relax and binge watch Breaking Bad! Because there is no reason to call someone over at 2am besides to sit and watch a show that you've seen at least 5 times through, right? Nah we aren't fooling anyone, though it would be nice to think that humanity is wholesome enough to come up with an idea like this for couple's to have time to lay back and watch a good rom-com. 

Netflix has spawned an entire subculture  that has been hitherto unseen since the times of "Blockbuster and bang" (I made that up). What could be better than escaping for countless hours into the realm of film and television with a romp in the sheets about ~3 minutes in. 


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17 of the Worst Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Want to Stay Forever Alone

Tinder has given rise to a whole new generation of pickup lines, designed especially for our modern society. How else did we get to Netflix and chill if not due to our necessity to make what our parents came up with so much less awkward. Some people have succeeded splendidly with some of the funniest and successful pickup lines since "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me". And then you have those cringey pickup lines that have you face-palming harder than Picard  when Data tried to make a joke. 

Ridiculous Tinder pickup lines that'll make you want to stay single forever.
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20 Impressively Crazy Tinder Pickup Lines That You'd Never See Used In Person

I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a notorious reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. Like some of the worst pickup lines bar none. That might be something.

But if you aren't cringing just yet, these insane Tinder lines will have you face-palming yourself into a concussion.

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20 Dark and Dirty, Occasionally Fuzzy Pics and Memes That Capture the Rollercoaster of Dating

Not sure if this fine assemblage of relationship-dedicated pics and spicy memes would inspire someone to abandon the single life or buckle up and thank their lucky stars they've got all that sweet, no-strings-attached solitude. Either way you are in for a treat with these memes. Dating is almost as complex as a relationship. Each person has different needs, you need to adapt to situations, it is a lot of work. Not to mention if you date multiple people you run the risk of mixing up their stories, and then you're in trouble. And just try to get out of that hole. If you manage it, they're a keeper.

But don't get discouraged, we have all you need to understand the ins and outs of relationships and courtship. If you have ever wondered how couples deal with intimacy, or just wondering how the other half live, these sexual relationship memes or maybe some hilarious relationship memes that show the importance of having a base of laughter and mirth in any successful relationship.

20 pictures and memes that capture the various parts of a serious relationship.
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