jimmy kimmel

If you're reading this and you happen to hail from Alaska, then you've my sincerest condolences; cause bruh, you apparently live in an STD-ridden state populated by sexually active folk with a staggeringly underdeveloped ability to use protection. 

Jimmy Kimmel needed some help to cover the recent rage in online dating, so he called in Jamie Foxx to put profiles to music.

Foxx is something of a talk show mainstay for singing stuff. Here's him turning unsexy words sexy on Jimmy Fallon last year:

Well almost everyone. 

If only dating on Tinder was as exhilarating as Kelly makes it sound!