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Jesus is a figure in ancient history that is the focal point of one of the largest religions in the world. So it's natural tat any number of jokes and memes come out of a being so famous and well-known. From RaptorJesus to classic memes, there's something for everyone for the father of Christianity.

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Oh God, Yes!

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Jesus Envy

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And That's How Babies Are Made

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Good luck explaining that one to Joseph.

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Just a Tip for All You Prom Goers

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Hey If Jesus Said It...

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So That's Why You Wait Three Days

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Sorry, The Broncos Are Playing Tonight

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Not that it helped all that much though, Denver won't be going to the big game.

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Always Compliment Jesus

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The Holy Spirit of Obi-Wan Is Always Watching

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Oh God, Yes!

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No Thanks, Jesus.

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Let Jesus Walk Across Your Nipples

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"You need Jesus in your life" is now my go-to response in situations where I would normally just say "you need help."

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There We Go, Problem Solved

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Things Would Get REALLY Weird

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Their Relationship Status Is "Complicated"

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You Just Gotta Have Faith, Joseph

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