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It's hard to understand things via text, try calling.

Facebook is getting seedier than Craigslist...

Oscar Mayer just released a dating app, that looks very similar to Tinder, for people who are really fond of bacon

So it's basically just Tinder.

Insisting that it's a very real dating app, the cold cuts and meat production company has launched a website and rolled out the swiping app.

It's location based, so you'll have to tell that meat factory where you are at all times. But it comes with something called a 'Sizzl-meter'. Here's what they say about it on their FAQ

Q: How does the "Sizzl-meter" work?

A: Good question. Holding down the Sizzl-meter on a user's profile indicates your level of interest. The longer you hold, the more Sizzl you feel for them.

So romantic.

There's even a way to report people who don't love bacon!

Unfortunately, only iPhone users can currently find their true bacon lovers.

To be fair, having a billion dollars is the same thing as never having to do work ever, never having money problems, and never losing your significant other, if he or she is the type to dig folks who have money.