iPhones

Listen, Siri just doesn't think of you that way, alright?

BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!

I'd be careful who you text that to...

It's easy to misunderstand these things in a text message to be fair.

Maybe the texting medium lost something in translation. Or maybe there's some repressed homosexuality to be discovered here.