iPhones

BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!

Listen, Siri just doesn't think of you that way, alright?

It's easy to misunderstand these things in a text message to be fair.

Maybe the texting medium lost something in translation. Or maybe there's some repressed homosexuality to be discovered here.

You best spellcheck before you ask your deep questions via text.

I'd be careful who you text that to...