i love you

First the bar scene got gender-swapped, and now the dating game? Is nothing sacred?!

Let's just forget about it so we can continue to passive aggressively lash out for the next week, alright?

"Hey honey, guess what I got you for Valentine's Day!" "It better not be the same thing as last time, I had to wash my hair like three times to get it out."

The dreaded "Error 37" struck at midnight and fanboys everywhere cried into their Mountain Dew and Doritos.

His boner sure is flower-shaped.