How To

All you really need to know is that if you're a guy, a collared shirt and blue jeans is enough. If you're a girl, anything at all because the guy is grateful to be on a date.

(Hint: Basically try not to be weird)

She might like a frog or turtle too, but that's just speculation on my part.

Hey there's more than one way to sex your lady, it's just that some of them are much crazier than others.