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Okay look, everyone and their grandmother is on Tinder for one thing and one thing only, and honestly many of us are willing to do and say some...rather unholy things to get what we want. Let these Tinder convos be your inspiration before you slide into those DMs with your own horny (and/or cringey) pick-up lines!

Surprisingly enough the fairer sex doesn't much enjoy hearing about how much their boobs feel like "bags of sand", nor the historically sensuous sex crusade someone ---- anyone ---- has undertaken. Consider this list a helpful guide for what not to drop in a conversation, unless you feel like playing the part of an ignorant overgrown child that feels the need to overcompensate for 'lack of experience' with bloated, potentially fabricated sentiments.

Tinder tends to be a pit of despair and desperation... most of the time. Sometimes, though, it can also be a great source of hilarious moments and, believe it or not, amazing one-liners. I suppose people have to be pretty creative on there to stand out. Big ups to these Tinder peeps for not taking themselves too seriously.