hey ladies

There's a certain age where the girl's reaction goes from "Aww!" to "pepper spray."

From 1994's "The Cowboy Way." Fact: Woody Harrelson won Best Supporting Actor just for this scene.

Actual Fact: no he didn't.

Probable Fact: but a lot of ladies in the audience probably would've given it to him (and then some).

EYEBROWS

Sure, it's easy to look back on a romanticized past and say, "Ladies were so much prettier then." But when do you stop?

This is Michael. Michael is pretty much the greatest badass ever, and here's why.

Courtesy of After 12!