hey ladies

Sure, it's easy to look back on a romanticized past and say, "Ladies were so much prettier then." But when do you stop?

There's a certain age where the girl's reaction goes from "Aww!" to "pepper spray."

This is Michael. Michael is pretty much the greatest badass ever, and here's why.

From 1994's "The Cowboy Way." Fact: Woody Harrelson won Best Supporting Actor just for this scene.

Actual Fact: no he didn't.

Probable Fact: but a lot of ladies in the audience probably would've given it to him (and then some).

EYEBROWS