hey ladies

This is Michael. Michael is pretty much the greatest badass ever, and here's why.

You'd be surprised what comes up in their musings. Until a lady shows up, at which point they start thinking exactly what you think they would think. I think.

Sure, it's easy to look back on a romanticized past and say, "Ladies were so much prettier then." But when do you stop?

There's a certain age where the girl's reaction goes from "Aww!" to "pepper spray."