hey ladies

Courtesy of After 12!

From 1994's "The Cowboy Way." Fact: Woody Harrelson won Best Supporting Actor just for this scene.

Actual Fact: no he didn't.

Probable Fact: but a lot of ladies in the audience probably would've given it to him (and then some).

EYEBROWS

You'd be surprised what comes up in their musings. Until a lady shows up, at which point they start thinking exactly what you think they would think. I think.

This is Michael. Michael is pretty much the greatest badass ever, and here's why.