Harry Potter

Gross.

The most recent exciting addition to the Warner Bros. Studio Tour London calendar is a three course Valentine's Day meal plated and served within Hogwarts Great Hall, which is also set to include a hearty supply of Butterbeer, a tour of the studio, and a free wand.

Tickets go on sale this Wednesday for our first ever #ValentinesInTheGreatHall event! ❤ https://t.co/pG9zwP2jeX pic.twitter.com/F6uag0szmQ

— WB Tour London (@wbtourlondon) January 11, 2016

Perhaps the biggest catch here is this meal's about to wipe out your account at Gringotts Wizarding Bank.

But hey, you could always hit up Harry Potter for a friendly loan, right?

No really though, the whole show costs £247.50 ($357) per person, or £495 ($714) for two people.

Can't Draco see that Harry's just trying to express his feelings??

Jerry, George, and Elaine are really gonna miss that restaurant.

In a recent interview, Daniel Radcliffe admitted that girls whose ladyparts are completely shaven "freak me out," and that, "You have to have something, otherwise it's f-cking creepy." Sounds like he wants a landing strip for his Nimbus 2000. A soft downy place to stick his wand. A furry sheath for his Sword of Gryffindor. Yeah, you know.

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"What do muggles call this again, Harry Potter?" "Spaghetti." "Ridiculous name." "Whatever, Voldemort."

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