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Come on bro, that's totally insensitive. You don't wear aviators during a breakup. Really.

In packages that range from "pretty nice of you" to extravagant, this company will send your (soon to be ex) lover a care package along with a video of you breaking up with them. 



It's probably not the kind of gift most people are expecting for Valentines day but at least it's better than a text message. 

Ooooh, but with the thorns? OUCH. CRINGE. SHUDDER. NO.