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25 Semi-Old But Totally Gold Tweets All About Marriage!

No one said marriage would be easy and these 25 tweets all but confirm that! At least, it's full of relatable humor that we can all enjoy and laugh at together. 

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Rollercoaster Twitter Thread Is An Epic Tale Of Love, Fanfiction, and Rejection

The tween years are hard on pretty much everyone (except for maybe you, Jessica R from homeroom) but this wild ride of a Twitter thread takes those awkward years to the next level. Cracked editor Dan Dockery treated the social media site to a very detailed and very cringey account of his desperate (and creative) attempts to win the affection of his crush. It's...incredible.

Funny and cringey twitter thread about a guy who wrote titanic 2, dan dockery.
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This Dude Tweeted an Amazing Life-Changing Story About His Girlfriend Moving in with Him

Arthur Dayne, a.k.a. @wenotsocks, went on a hilarious Twitter rant to share with the world his unexpected experience of living with his girlfriend.

At first, Arthur was a little suspect about the whole cohabitation deal. But after his girlfriend began helping with bills, folding his laundry, and changing his sheets (daily), Arthur soon realized he was a changed man... and he'll never be the same again.

funny tweets by Arthur Dayne | Bag - Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks NIGGA STANDING THERE 5h LOOKING LIKE MR KRABS MEME 352 254 Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks Also single had one pillow. Now have 32 like why do have 32 pillows. She said 5h decoration WHO 907 1,026 Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks 5h Btw Yal ever heard some shit called decorative towels? She got some decorative towels apparently can't dry myself with. WHY GOD t815 1,057 Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks This shit work both ways, her car fucking up and she gon
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25 Marriage Tweets That Are So Accurate It Hurts

You don't need to be committed to find these little anecdotes amusing. Marriage, depending on who you ask, can be a blessing and a it can be a curse. But most of the time it seems to make for great tweeting. 

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Woman Tweets Hilarious Breakup Saga That Is Pure 90's Nostalgia

The 90's were something of a teen romance renaissance. From 10 Things I Hate About You to She's All That, movies really captured the wildly awkward and often mean experiences of being a confused teenager. BuzzfeedOz Editor Jenna Guillaume is no stranger to these movie experiences. In this epic and hilarious thread, the author regales us with very 90's emotional rollercoaster, complete with three-way phone calls, and, maybe more importantly, a heroic dog. 

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'Five Types Of Men To Avoid' Challenge Is Rustling Some Jimmies On Twitter

Fox Business reporter Evie Fordham tweeted out the other day declaring the five types of men she thinks you should avoid, and asked others to do the same. As you can imagine, this was met with some controversy, and inspired others to make their own parody versions of the tweet! 

(We have to add in that we do support her last point about social distancing. Stay home!)

Funny tweets about the "5 Types of Men to Avoid" challenge | Evie Fordham @eviefordham All right y'all, my challenge is: 5 types MEN AVOID -men who like jazz -men who like their roommates -men who think Weeknd is deep men with podcasts -men who DON'T CARE ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING
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21 Drunk & Morning After Texts That Are As Dubious As They Are Entertaining

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sht just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: some of these *might be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell.

Funny drunk texts and texts from the morning after.
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Timothée Chalamet Roasted On Twitter For Awkward Makeout Photos

Actor Timothée Chalamet has been living his best life with co-star and girlfriend Lily-Rose Depp (yes, she's Johnny Depp's daughter) in Capri following the premier of their Netflix film The King. Unfortunately for the lovebirds, their steamy and awkward boat makeouts were caught by paparazzi, leading to some seriously hilarious Twitter roasts. We're not particularly into bullying, but let's be real. These two are not struggling in the least. They could probably use a lighthearted ribbing for their gratuitous PDA. And we're happy to see they've received it.  

Twitter roasts Timothee Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp for makeout photos in Capri on boat.
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99 Memes For The Expert Procrastinators

Memes are incredibly crucial when you're trying to shirk responsibilities and ignore the real world. If this isn't your first time trying to waste time, this super-sized batch of wholesome memes, tweets, and shitposts. There's truly something for everyone in this gallery, whether you're a Spongebob memes aficionado or partial to cat memes.  

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