friendzoned

Couldn't have picked a better time to friend-zone the poor guy.

At least this friendzone level means you love America?

Best scenario is a threesome. Worst case is that you see The Avengers. I see no downside here.

What is this? What devilry hath this man wrought to bring about this occasion? Arcane magic? A pact with Satan? We may never know...

Feel free to continue adding on until we've perfected this.

Loneliness conquered!

Friendzone Level Car.