friendzoned

Friendzone Level Car.

Couldn't have picked a better time to friend-zone the poor guy.

Loneliness conquered!

Best scenario is a threesome. Worst case is that you see The Avengers. I see no downside here.

At least this friendzone level means you love America?

Feel free to continue adding on until we've perfected this.

What is this? What devilry hath this man wrought to bring about this occasion? Arcane magic? A pact with Satan? We may never know...