friendzone

Not that it helped all that much though, Denver won't be going to the big game.

So what you're saying is that the only way out of the friendzone is to steal a car? Or is that a metaphor? Naw. I'm just gonna steal a car.

What is this? What devilry hath this man wrought to bring about this occasion? Arcane magic? A pact with Satan? We may never know...