friends

Is it weird that'd I'd watch this show? No. Definitely not.

But it worked for Ross and Rachel!

People, don't try to set two people up when they're standing right next to each other. Either they're just friends and don't see each other that way, or else they're already in the early stages of flirting and you've ruined the process by saying out loud what should be a drawn-out series of subtle physical and verbal cues. Either way, IT'S AWKWARD.

Men: If you're not sleeping with them, you're automatically a selfish bitch to them.