fifty shades of grey

With the eBook no one has to know what you're reading unless they're the nosy old lady sitting next to you reading the same trashy novel.

The fact that Fifty Shades of Grey is pornographic is really the least of its problems.

The only thing that this makes me realize is that Fifty Shades of Grey uses the words "oh my" an unreasonable amount of times.

Gilbert Gottfried may very well have the least sexy voice I've ever heard, and this confirms it. That said, I eagerly await his audiobook of Fifty Shades of Grey.

If Fifty Shades of Grey were more like this, there's a chance I might consider reading it. That said, how in seven hells is this "novel" selling?