By wdiaz15 (Via answers.yahoo.com)
Jared is just too sexy to handle ever since he went on that Subway diet.
Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast.
Wendy's is the tunnel to my hot n' bothered county.
Arby's is the bridge to my erogenous peninsula.
Taco Bell is the bus route express to orgasm lane.