Via jasonhorton
fast food
By Elijah
Wendy's is the tunnel to my hot n' bothered county.
Arby's is the bridge to my erogenous peninsula.
Taco Bell is the bus route express to orgasm lane.
Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast.
