farting

I still don't believe it.

Well great, now she'll care less about shaving her legs. ENJOY YOUR RUGBURNS, DUDE.

Some people are so desperate, they see signs even where there aren't any. It's like the movie "A Beautiful Mind" except it'd be titled "A Sad and Desperate Mind."

If you aren't thinking about it in a sexual way, then why did you ask it in Singles & Dating?

Soon to be followed by the smell of my people.

Farting is clearly a sign of affection.