farting

Soon to be followed by the smell of my people.

Well great, now she'll care less about shaving her legs. ENJOY YOUR RUGBURNS, DUDE.

I still don't believe it.

Farting is clearly a sign of affection.

If you aren't thinking about it in a sexual way, then why did you ask it in Singles & Dating?

Some people are so desperate, they see signs even where there aren't any. It's like the movie "A Beautiful Mind" except it'd be titled "A Sad and Desperate Mind."