farting

Farting is clearly a sign of affection.

Soon to be followed by the smell of my people.

Some people are so desperate, they see signs even where there aren't any. It's like the movie "A Beautiful Mind" except it'd be titled "A Sad and Desperate Mind."

I still don't believe it.

If you aren't thinking about it in a sexual way, then why did you ask it in Singles & Dating?

Well great, now she'll care less about shaving her legs. ENJOY YOUR RUGBURNS, DUDE.