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Police are on the lookout for a man who has made a "special" visit to the same house in Seattle up to four times according to Seattle PI.  You can probably guess what he's doing based on the blurred out segment of the image. 



This serial offender has been caught on security footage looking through the window of the home after a woman who lives there reported it to the police about a month before. He's been described as  a ninja because of the dark clothes and toe shoes he's wearing (the night vision camera makes his black clothing look white). One Reddit user commented on the situation to say what we were all thinking:


via Zorrino

Hopefully, he's caught soon because as funny as the situation seems, it is definitely not okay. 

WARNING: Video not exactly work-safe.

After making this joke at adult video star Lisa Ann's expense, the lady was kind enough to take him out to the AVN Awards (it's like the Fapping Oscars, but with more awards given for butt stuff than heartbreaking tales of human cruelty in the antebellum south). Well, good on him I guess?