faith

Are vibrators often yelled at?

Good luck explaining that one to Joseph.

Hey baby, let's turn some water into wine and immaculately conceive while Al Green plays in the background.

Did I just hear Pat Robertson call someone who doesn't agree with his religious ideals a heathen? Must be just another Wednesday!

He may be the embodiment of pure evil, but I'll be damned if he isn't a giving lover.

They're just role-playing Genesis 19:5.