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Louis Bruno his girlfriend Lorenza Pardo definitely got their money's worth when they set up a maternity photo shoot. Lorenza's best friend put everything together and she was Lorenza completely blown away by the surprise proposal.
"When I saw the ring, I truly couldn't believe it" Pardo admitted. "Louis and I have talked about marriage plenty of times over the years, and we've known that we wanted to spend our futures together, but in that moment, I couldn't believe it was happening."
This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs.
Shi Jaramillo and Patrick Reetz decided to break the mold of the stereotypical engagement photo shoot by hiding a body together in Austin's Zilker Park, Texas. The "body" was a life-size doll named Jorge, who was carefully wrapped up in a garbage bag.
"What is the most trustworthy thing to do with your significant other?" Jarmillo said. "To have to hide a body together. You kind of get tired of seeing the same old pictures on Facebook and we didn't want to be stereotypical."
Via EpicVidz
According to the Houston Police Department spokeswoman, Jodi Silva, confirms that 24-year-old Vidal Valladares will be charged with obstruction of highway, a Class B misdemeanor.
Conviction of the class B misdemeanor means Valladares faces a maximum sentence of 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. Ouch, that's a sizable hit to the wedding budget. Read the full post on the Houston Chronicle.
