Don't do drugs. Just laugh at all the crazy things that can happen and the punny and trippy jokes they lead to. From a distance is best.
For the love of god, swipe left.
Remember Martin Shkreli? You know that guy who bought the cheap, life-saving AIDS drug and then raised the price by 5000 percent?
Well, just like everyone you know, he's on Tinder and Eve Peyser matched with him. She recognized him and wanted to start a frank conversation about his business practices.
It went about as well as you'd expect.
Yeah, seems like a regular, misunderstood dude. Hope he finds true love on Tinder.
Reading. It opens up new and magical worlds.