double entendre
You know, whenever I start feeling a bit blue, I start breathing again. Double Entendre at it's finest.
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Factory management holds a meeting to report record profits and tell employees that they won't be paid between Christmas and New Years, doesn't go as planned: 'We didn't even feel heard. But hey, green number get bigger'
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High school teenager gets even with administrators who tried to prevent them from going to college: 'The principal and vice principal call to talk. I wasn't interested'
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Job recruiter approaches prospective candidate to attend an interview and then ghosts them, accuses them of having an attitude when they try to follow up: 'I waited for a full 20 minutes, thinking maybe there was a technical issue or something'
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Hungry customer exposes a Doordasher after they steal ½ of his food order, receives an 80% refund, and gets the delivery guy fired: ‘[He] not only stole food, but rifled through everything else’
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Mom requests $350+ for daughter whose car got impounded for blocking neighbor's driveway: 'You had more than enough room to get into your driveway through your front lawn'
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