Via BCurtis123
dogs
By Unknown
If women can get so much mileage in the geek community just by holding a Nintendo 64 controller, why not dogs?
"Sweet Charlie is this bride's beloved dog. He has a brain tumor and is on his last few days on this planet. He used up all of his energy before the wedding and didn't have the strength to make it back up the aisle - so the maid of honor scooped him up and carried him. She's 5'3". He's 80 pounds. There isn't enough mascara in the world for these moments." -JenDz
Via Death and Taxes
After four days as a male dog, I had 206 matches—154 guys and 52 girls. Not bad for a dog with no job or interests.
I switched Hero to a female dog, looking for men and women. Even though it was only 9am on a weekday morning, I was immediately barraged with responses. After roughly two hours—during which my phone vibrated almost nonstop with notifications—I had 300 male matches, and one female match.
