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"Listen, as a cursed Monster-Man living in a castle full of talking silverware, I have a lot on my plate." "You threatened to eat me alive." "Here let's go to the library again. You like libraries, right?"

You shouldn't have taken Prince Charming seriously. He was at a party and clearly had been drinking. The search for Cinderella was akin to the plight of Ashton Kutcher in Dude Where's My Car.

The best kind of coloring book, amiryte?

"So I'm going to be a totally independent modern woman right?" "...I liked it better when you couldn't talk."

Thank you Disney Princes for your utterly unrealistic expectations of women everywhere.

And then things got weird because a love affair between an anteater and a human is anything but normal.