desperate

The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"

The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement

Have you ever been so desperate to land a date that you believed an absolutely insane excuse as to why someone couldn't hang out? Surely not as desperate as this jerk, who was trolled into believing a girl he wanted to woo was busy with a football camp in Greenland as well as a synchronized ice dancing retreat in New Mexico.