Returning condoms shows a certain level of disappointment and finality don't you think? This guy could have easily saved them for another day, but no those unused wang wrappers were just a constant reminder of his sexual failures.
The condoms are so depressing he can't even have them in the house. 
Sometimes relationships don't work out. The signs can be subtle and culminate after years of being together. And sometimes it can be SUPER obvious.
Via Gulf News:
“The wife claims that her husband can only have sex with her three to four times a week… but she deems that unsatisfactory. After she and her countryman husband failed to reach an amicable settlement, the case was referred to the Sharia Court to look into the woman’s divorce claim,” sources close to the case told Gulf News.
When confronted by the presiding judge, the claimant [wife] said she desires to have sexual intercourse with her husband twice or thrice a day but he cannot fulfil her demands.
Or for yourself. Because let's be honest, you ARE the "Forever Aloner" in your life.
Via Pleated Jeans.
