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Seriously, have they ever actually worked?

I wonder how often this method has worked for him.

It may take you awhile to get through dinner when one of you folds their napkin exactly 106 times while the other is busy picking up their water glass repeatedly.

"Listen, I'm just really concerned with the rising cost of healthcare." "You know what else is rising?" "Yes! The amount of disinformation spread to you by global pharmaceutical conglomerates!" "...Try OK Cupid."

Whoever made the photoshop tool that lets you move your chest hair to your head should be shot.

They're just role-playing Genesis 19:5.

Words are hard for some people..

Yep, he got called out. No, he hasn't changed a bit :P

The first rule of creating a dating site profile is always to highlight your most desirable attributes.