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Because meeting people in real life is HARD.

Seriously, have they ever actually worked?

Give weight? Take weight?

It may take you awhile to get through dinner when one of you folds their napkin exactly 106 times while the other is busy picking up their water glass repeatedly.

Listen, you can be whatever body type you want, just be honest with yourself about it.

Awww, he's just shy.

"Listen, I'm just really concerned with the rising cost of healthcare." "You know what else is rising?" "Yes! The amount of disinformation spread to you by global pharmaceutical conglomerates!" "...Try OK Cupid."

I sincerely wish this was a joke, but alas it's all too real. A choice quote from their front page:

"Tiger Woods, Quincy Jones , Seal, Ice-T, Reggie Bush and Cuba Godding Jr are stealing your white women. Halle Berry [sic],Iman, Paula Patton, and Garcelle Beauvais are stealing your white men."

I fear we may have gone too far.