dating dispatches

Internet gold: hell hath no fury like this girl in Camden, NJ, who started pummeling her cheating boyfriend on the train, causing a full stop until police could come and escort her away. Cops showing up didn't stop her from lashing out at everyone who got near her though, nor did it stop the women filming from providing hilarious commentary.

Note - this video contains profanity and disproportionate (although entertaining) vengeance for infidelity.

The video's kinda long, but some highlights are: the first minute (violence, swearing), 1:50 (the bf tries to defend himself), 2:43 (more violence, now with boot to the head!), 3:38 (the gf reveals that all this is because he cheated), 3:59 (more violence), 4:50 (cops show up), 5:06 (Gf vs. Cops), 7:25 (Gf vs. Cops, Round II)

After some 60 years of sex research, science-type people are unable to definitively locate a "G-spot." (did you know it's named after a dead German gynecologist? think about THAT during your next sexy times) They're not saying that any and all stimulation is all mental or faked though (except for your girlfriend, OHHHH BURRRRRN). Rather, pleasurable sensation comes from several different structures converging, and there's not a special, particular erogenous gland tucked away in there. I'm sure the test subjects were very happy to assist with studying orgasms.

If you're blessed with such a unique gift, isn't it wrong not to share that gift with the world? And make seven figures off of it? Hazel Jones of the U.K. doesn't think so, as she's declined offer from adult entertainment company Vivid of a first-class trip to L.A. and a million dollars to explore all the possibilities of the twin caves in her southern hemisphere.

You know, her Double Dipper. Her Double Your Pleasure. Her Two For The Show. Her Double Trouble. Her It Takes Two. Her Thing 1 and Thing 2. Her Double Header. Her Double-O Agent. Her Pink Taco Combo Platter.

I got a million of 'em!