Listen to the song and tell me you don't feel gross and slimy all over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs&ob=av3e
Then listen to this song and tell me Puff Daddy P. Diddy Diddy Zizzleschizzle wasn't predicting the future Windows XP default background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo
Even people who aren't allowed within 500 feet of certain women (or men) (or any children) celebrate Valentine's Day.
Sometimes my roommate chases me around with a saltshaker.
Via Uproxx:
According to Ann, she never received a response to that final text, but the story doesn't end there: her former date caught her on the same dating website again a couple months later.
"He sent me a horrid message!" she told The Mirror. "Can't say I blame him, really. I am currently engaged to be married and not dead!"/blockquote>
