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Via Uproxx:
According to Ann, she never received a response to that final text, but the story doesn't end there: her former date caught her on the same dating website again a couple months later.
"He sent me a horrid message!" she told The Mirror. "Can't say I blame him, really. I am currently engaged to be married and not dead!"/blockquote>
Even people who aren't allowed within 500 feet of certain women (or men) (or any children) celebrate Valentine's Day.
Sometimes my roommate chases me around with a saltshaker.