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"Ooooh, yeah, then I'm gonna poke those weird pouches beneath it, yeah. With my finger."

"Hey, where do you sleep?"

"In a bed."

"Me too!"

It's easy, try some of your own!

Men: If you're not sleeping with them, you're automatically a selfish bitch to them.

Butthurt Basement Dweller finessing the ladies? Must be close to Halloween.

That's right, kids: size does matter!