college

Whatever. I'd totally go for the one who makes period jokes.

"But soft! What yonder light through window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet the sun Juliet's VAGINA" gigglegigglegigglesnarfsnarfsnarf

So basically what I'm reading here after sifting through these frustratingly wide-ranged answers is that the magical window of time when it comes to foreplay falls somewhere between 5 and 30 minutes. Ummm. Could you ladies make that any more difficult for us to get a read on?