college

Now this would be a valuable university service.

Whatever. I'd totally go for the one who makes period jokes.

University of Wisconsin's Vikings Fan and Mystery Girl was a waaaay better love story than Twilight. 

"But soft! What yonder light through window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet the sun Juliet's VAGINA" gigglegigglegigglesnarfsnarfsnarf

3rd year? Male? Student? He's perfect!