christmas

Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.

Bridget is practically famous on Reddit for her clever Christmas cards. Well now she's back and MORE SINGLE THAN EVER. She's been doing this for at least seven years and honestly, we almost hope she never finds love (sorry).

Pornhub released their traffic and search data for last week's ho-ho holiday, and it reveals some interesting stats about how the good people of the world stuff their own stockings and jingle their bells.