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The only thing more imaginary than that number is the future of this relationship, amirite?
"Financial Dominatrix" sounds like a fancy made up job name like "Life Coach" or "CEO." We're pretty sure she's a glorified gold digger but if it works for her, more power to her. This guy comes in swinging trying to figure out what the hell she actually does, but by Tinder standards, it's not that wierd.
I'm thinking of starting a reality TV series called "Guys Trying to Get Girls to Try Anal: True Stories." Coming soon to a public access station near you.