Via I Heart Chaos
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Via 33113.tumblr.com
I guess long-distance relationships really do work, even if they're vertical. Shaq's new girlfriend, Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander - of Flavor of Love fame - is 5 feet and 2 inches tall. The basketball player towers above her at 7 feet 1 inch. The internet and photoshop have already had a field day with this couple:
...but they still seem to manage. D'awwwww!
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Via Patrick Mims
I'm sure this is going to work out really well for you, dude.
Egg on my face if she goes because she feels bad that people are making fun of him.
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Yes, I'm well aware. We're dealing with a whole lotta weirdness let loose to run around. Where to start and where to end? We've got the ex-Disney Channel Star Ms. Bella Thorne element of this which is uncomfortable enough already, and then you factor in her need to not only tweet a dick pic, but claim it's not her ex-boyfriend's? Yo, this shitness screams seven kinds of emotionally trainrekt.
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Via Yahoo!
Just so nobody feels left out, this is supposedly what men and women thought the ideal male form would be:
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