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Basically, it's guaranteed.

I guess long-distance relationships really do work, even if they're vertical. Shaq's new girlfriend, Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander - of Flavor of Love fame - is 5 feet and 2 inches tall. The basketball player towers above her at 7 feet 1 inch. The internet and photoshop have already had a field day with this couple:

...but they still seem to manage. D'awwwww!

The story is a lot more touching than you might expect. Check it out!

I'm sure this is going to work out really well for you, dude.

Egg on my face if she goes because she feels bad that people are making fun of him.