cat

He's really into pussy.

"You need Jesus in your life" is now my go-to response in situations where I would normally just say "you need help."

User nokillnegi politely responds to this post from a couple weeks back. Fun fact: that's a self portrait, and nokillnegi really is a cat.

Oh kitty, you're such a trollop.

Things get really awkward when you're forced to break up with Cat.