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Oh kitty, you're such a trollop.

"You need Jesus in your life" is now my go-to response in situations where I would normally just say "you need help."

Things get really awkward when you're forced to break up with Cat.

They'll get better at it. They have plenty of time to learn. Plenty of lonely, lonely time.

User nokillnegi politely responds to this post from a couple weeks back. Fun fact: that's a self portrait, and nokillnegi really is a cat.