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They'll get better at it. They have plenty of time to learn. Plenty of lonely, lonely time.

Oh kitty, you're such a trollop.

Things get really awkward when you're forced to break up with Cat.

"You need Jesus in your life" is now my go-to response in situations where I would normally just say "you need help."

Two furries in the making. tear

User nokillnegi politely responds to this post from a couple weeks back. Fun fact: that's a self portrait, and nokillnegi really is a cat.