bra

...try Trojan XL condoms!

With exception for the few pros, they had the move down.

N.B. None of this actually happened. But still, breasts, amirite?

I couldn't stop laughing long enough for sexy times to commence.

Yep, there's a medal just three thumbtacks to the left of the condom. Definitely her trophy wall.

The bra comprises of a sensor which monitors your heart rate and other vitals, the data is constantly transmitted via Bluetooth to a mobile phone which processes the data using a special app and measures the heart rate elevation using special algorithms and preset data and it is only when your heart has truly found that special someone would it beat in a way that the app would recognize and wirelessly unhook the bra.

Ladies can relax as not any changes in heart rates will unhook the bra as the experts at Ravijour say it is only when a woman falls in true love does she get excited enough for the Adrenal Medulla to secrete Catecholamine which affects the autonomic nerve and increases the heart rate which is detected by the sensor and processed by the specially developed iOS app.