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...try Trojan XL condoms!

Yep, there's a medal just three thumbtacks to the left of the condom. Definitely her trophy wall.

2011 was a good year for eyebrow-raising records being broken. Above is the world's largest pair of underwear, which fit a whopping 57 people. Click through the gallery for the rest!

N.B. None of this actually happened. But still, breasts, amirite?

With exception for the few pros, they had the move down.