bra

Yep, there's a medal just three thumbtacks to the left of the condom. Definitely her trophy wall.

N.B. None of this actually happened. But still, breasts, amirite?

2011 was a good year for eyebrow-raising records being broken. Above is the world's largest pair of underwear, which fit a whopping 57 people. Click through the gallery for the rest!

I couldn't stop laughing long enough for sexy times to commence.