batman

This woman is selling her ex's tricked out, Batman-themed Nitro on Craigslist, because Batman's many things, but not an abusive cheater. What would Alfred think?

But I was born in it, moulded by it

His relationship with Robin makes sense now too.

They're just role-playing Genesis 19:5.

Fact: people who prance around rooftops in brightly colored tights are 70% more likely to enjoy S&M.

What? Batman nice? We must be reading different comic books.