baseball

That lesson is: don't play baseball.

Oakland Athletics pitcher Brandon McCarthy recently suffered a concussion after being hit in the head with a line drive. Upon being discharged from California Pacific Medical Center in San Francisco, it's clear that his mind is back to functioning correctly.

Girl you can box score that as a backwards K, bro wasn't even ready.

You too can catch one of Derek Jeter's 3000 ex-girlfriends on the rebound!

And then mid-text, Dad remembered that Katelyn doesn't even play baseball.