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Malia Obama is Felix Kiprono's ideal woman and the Kenyan lawyer says he plans to offer a plethora of livestock to Barack Obama for the match when he comes to visit the country in July.  He has the support of his family members and has a traditional marriage proposal already planned. I'm guessing Malia, who is currently 16-years-old, probably has a different idea for her future that doesn't involve drinking sour milk and living the "simple life" that Kirprono told The Nairobian he has planned for her. 

Great to get a glimpse of this great woman's private life and family for once. 

Say what you want about the guy, but the man is damn near unflappable. When he's not singing Al Green, he's thinking on his feet when interrupted mid-speech.

Some people just aren't a fan of selfie-taking European Union ladies, it seems.

Looks like Mr. President didn't appreciate his important speech being interrupted by hilarity.