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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

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Drunkards, like puppies, will sometimes follow you home if you're too nice. And then curl up and sleep on your doorstep.

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It's hard to trust your drunk self to do anything right except made poor decisions and vomit at inopportune moments.

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