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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

I Don't Think ANYONE Wants That For Valentine's Day

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In Which Robert Neville Meets a Zombie

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Frosty And Frigid, Just Like Her Affections!

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False Advertising at its Best

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The Truth

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I'd Like To Butter Your Toast

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Just Thought I'd Break In. I Mean Drop In.

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Women Are Not On The Menu

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There Can Only be One Bride!

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But Do You Date the Bar?

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