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False Advertising at its Best

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Just Thought I'd Break In. I Mean Drop In.

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Drunkards, like puppies, will sometimes follow you home if you're too nice. And then curl up and sleep on your doorstep.

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The Truth

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Frosty And Frigid, Just Like Her Affections!

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It's hard to trust your drunk self to do anything right except made poor decisions and vomit at inopportune moments.

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No Sweetheart So Far? Just Go To The Bar!

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Courtesy of After 12!

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I'd Like To Butter Your Toast

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Not AT the Bar, I Hope?

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In Which Robert Neville Meets a Zombie

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There Can Only be One Bride!

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You Now Have My Complete Attention

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Women Are Not On The Menu

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