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Mmmm bacon.... Whether it's a breakfast food or a late night snack, bacon is just delicious. Made from almost any meat and even tofu, bacon is a versatile food that everyone can enjoy. Whether you're a chewy or crunchy person these bacon memes and laughs will have you craving your favorite all day snack.
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While you were out doing whatever it is haters do, the gents at Epic Meal Time were finding out new ways to help men everywhere "elevate" themselves above the competition.
Goin' hard on a Friday night (no pun intended) and you want to hit the sack with that lady friend of yours after hitting the Jack Dagnels? Then get your hands around some Old-Time Bourbon-flavored lube, and rise to the occasion.
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