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We post a lot of sketches that are just comedic fantasy, but all of these stories actually happened. You decide if that makes things better or worse.

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Cringey Neckbeard Creep Won't Stop with The Roleplay Asterisks

You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?

cringe neckbeard DM that will make you need to take a long shower
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funny online dating awful profile - 8069070336
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From: Cracked

I figured any profile with photos of a beautiful woman would get a few messages from men whose boners were willing to overlook her personality. The captions on her photos were just as draped in red flags as her profile was, so there's no way they were totally clueless as to how awful she is, but sure, I figured, maybe she'd get a couple of messages a day from people with especially low reading comprehension.

She got 150 messages in 24 hours.