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At least this friendzone level means you love America?


A Texas Couple's Relationship Goal Is to Eat Until Woman Becomes so Fat She Can't Move

Monica Riley and her boyfriend Sid are on a dedicated mission to make Monica the world's fattest woman. With Sid as her "feeder" the two make a disgustingly good team as Monica attempts consumes over 8,000 calories per day.

Monica's daily menu:
Six biscuits
Six sausages in a bread roll
A big bowl of sugary cereal
Two weight gain shakes
Four McChicken sandwiches
Four double cheeseburgers
Large French fries
30 chicken nuggets
Macaroni cheese
Taco Bell
A gallon of ice cream

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A painful commentary on the state of American entertainment.