Videogames

All my not-real friends were there too!

There is a way to teamspeak with your friends and IRL speak with your wife, it's just really, really hard.

Sure, you may recall that you saved her from bad guys with giant guns and laser cannons. Just know that your perception of reality is fundamentally wrong and that you need serious help.

Help! She's been Indoctrinated!

This is almost grounds to get back together, but then you'd probably have to give back the breakup gift, and that's just not possible.