Subway

Jared is just too sexy to handle ever since he went on that Subway diet.

...I guess if they're both doing it to each other then it cancels out. Their indifference towards each other brings them closer together, or something.

Craigslist Fail or Not?

"The boy that touched my breasts on the E train?" Girl, you just made an MC to every single guy riding the E train that morning. Public transportation is crowded. Makes sense to try and find them on Craigslist. I am sure he is a real good catch.