Subway

Jared is just too sexy to handle ever since he went on that Subway diet.

Craigslist Fail or Not?

"The boy that touched my breasts on the E train?" Girl, you just made an MC to every single guy riding the E train that morning. Public transportation is crowded. Makes sense to try and find them on Craigslist. I am sure he is a real good catch.

...I guess if they're both doing it to each other then it cancels out. Their indifference towards each other brings them closer together, or something.